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Erm, how much is this?

2
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£3.

3
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Oh. Hmm. Hmm.

4
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Something wrong with your head?

5
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(SIGHS)

6
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Is it just uncontrollable?

7
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Erm...

8
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Perhaps I should put the price down.

9
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I was thinking £2.

10
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Because £3 is naked profiteering

11
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for a book a mere... 912 pages long.

12
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What'll I do with that extra pound?

13
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Add an acre to the grounds,
chuck some koi carp in the pond.

14
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I know - I'll build
a wing on the National Gallery.

15
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£2.50.

16
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That's more like it.

17
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Now you're being reasonable.

18
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£2.50 gets you...

19
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RIPPING

20
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..this much. The rest is yours
with the other 50p.

21
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BELL

22
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Thank you.

23
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Bernard...

24
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Don't start, customer lover.

25
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I'm just off to get the paint.

26
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The shop is the way it is
because it's the way it is.

27
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If it wasn't the way it is
it wouldn't be the way it is.

28
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It needs doing.

29
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It has character.

30
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Character is an ambiance, a feeling,
not something with fur and a beak.

31
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SCUTTLING AND GRUNTING

32
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YELPING

33
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Flew the nest again.

34
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I'm getting two brushes, by the way.

35
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You can paint with both hands.

36
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I was thinking that...

37
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You just thought you were thinking.

38
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Maybe if...

39
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No!

40
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But if...

41
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No! I don't want to be bothered,

42
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you big hairy...

43
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Oh, hello.

44
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Hello.

45
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What's the matter with you?

46
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Dunno.

47
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I'm just a big cloud of "dunno."

48
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Since my shop closed
I feel empty all the time.

49
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You hated your shop.

50
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Yeah.
But hating it took up my whole life.

51
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Without it I'm disconnected.
I keep buying things.

52
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I went to get a paper
and I came back with all this.

53
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Chocolate. Magazines.

54
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And a Vauxhall Astra.

55
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This is a difficult time. Don't be
ashamed to get professional help.

56
00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:08,680
You mean I should talk to a...

57
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Barman. The pub. Right now.

58
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Think it's that serious?

59
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Oh, yes! Manny, look after the shop
until Manny gets...

60
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You're not busy, are you?
Keep an eye on the shop.

61
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CASH REGISTER JANGLES

62
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Sorry. Wrong shop.

63
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64
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Manny!

65
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I'm the information point.
Can I help?

66
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I hope so. I was looking
for a pair of hobnail boots.

67
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I want to jump up and down
on somebody who's ruining my life.

68
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I can explain. I went
to that big bookshop, Saga Books.

69
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(SPITS)

70
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They had coffee and places to sit.

71
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I thought we should be like them.

72
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I bought £114-worth of books
because it was so nice in there.

73
00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:05,160
Look at this,
a novel by a 12-year-old Spaniard.

74
00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:09,320
An Account
Of The Nazi Space Programme.

75
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This won't work.

76
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A large-print biography
of Basil Brush.

77
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BANGING

78
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No-one needs sofas that eat you
or information points.

79
00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,840
Fran did. She wanted something to do

80
00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:28,840
so I suggested she check out
her family tree and informed her
of our genealogy section.

81
00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:33,240
Hey, hey, if you trace it back,
and I might be wrong,

82
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but I come from a very good line and
apparently I am Queen Victoria's...

83
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uncle.

84
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I'll start again.

85
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It's all going back to how it was.

86
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Coffee and books is a fad.

87
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Nobody is gonna be fooled by this.

88
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Could I have these, please?

89
00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:59,520
Sorry. They're £80.

90
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It's a lot. But your information
point showed me where they were

91
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and I sat on your sofa
and flicked through

92
00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,480
and I thought "Oh, treat yourself."

93
00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:13,480
Come again.

94
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With coffee that good
I think I will.

95
00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,280
CREAKING

96
00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,200
Bernard, put your thing on.

97
00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:06,040
I'm back now.

98
00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,040
I know!

99
00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:16,520
I've been to the shops.
That deserves a star.

100
00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,520
No. Stars are for achievement.

101
00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,360
My 40th cigarette this afternoon.

102
00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,360
Wait for this. It's brilliant.

103
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I had another go at my family tree

104
00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:45,760
and I have relatives from Eastern
Europe living round the corner.

105
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Is that news or what?

106
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Oooh.

107
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It's amazing putting it together.
Stop me if it's boring.

108
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First you check the parish records.

109
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Stop.

110
00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,800
Well, I don't care.

111
00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:02,200
Because I've got roots.
I don't need you.

112
00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:06,040
Sorry to be such a BORE!

113
00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,040
INTERFERENCE

114
00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:09,640
If you'll excuse me
I'm going to be with my people.

115
00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,920
Erm... pol... poliknish.

116
00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,240
Poliknish!

117
00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:50,120
(EASTERN EUROPEAN ACCENT)
Oh, no, don't wipe.

118
00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:53,680
You've never had
a Tishthian kiss before.

119
00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,840
You poor girl.

120
00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,840
Here she is.

121
00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,840
(BOTH CHEER)

122
00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:07,800
BOTH: Poliknish!

123
00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,800
This is Fredric.

124
00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,600
Martina.

125
00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,560
And Gregor.

126
00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:23,080
Our long lost cousin.

127
00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,280
Sit, Fran, sit.

128
00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,680
Drink bean tea with us.

129
00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,880
Oh, it's in a little glass.

130
00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,720
No, that's your right hand.

131
00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:38,200
That's how they drink in Afbekistan.

132
00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:42,320
Anyone who drinks tea
with their right hand is an enemy.

133
00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,880
ALL: Hooray!

134
00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,920
Tell us about yourself.

135
00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:58,000
Well, I was born...

136
00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,000
Do you have a car?

137
00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,920
Er, yes. Well, it's just an Astra.

138
00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:05,400
Traviski!

139
00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:05,400
To have a success in our family!

140
00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,680
Someone who owns an Astra.

141
00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,880
(MUTTER AMONGST THEMSELVES)

142
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,920
Poliknish.

143
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,320
Oh, isn't this nice?

144
00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,440
(NERVOUSLY) Pol... Poliknish.

145
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,440
I must have the rest of that book.
Here's that 50p.

146
00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,920
(MIMCS HIM) Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

147
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,000
I was thinking £15.

148
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:45,440
What?

149
00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:45,440
No, you're right. £25.

150
00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,440
This is totally unfair.

151
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,160
Hmm. Hmm.

152
00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:56,640
What you just did contravenes
our customer code promise pledge.

153
00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,560
We must offer a service
like the big shops.

154
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:05,960
That's why we came up with the CCPP.

155
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,960
Oh, we did, did we?

156
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,960
You were with a customer.

157
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:10,600
The fellow with the red hair. Called
you Bern because of your badge.

158
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,200
Quite funny, actually. Bern.

159
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:20,720
One - the customer is not only
always right but fun to be around.

160
00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:25,080
Remark on their wise choices
and laugh at their jokes.

161
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:29,120
If you're wearing a low-cut top
well, no harm done.

162
00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,360
Can't say it's not working.

163
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:36,880
Two - if the sides of your head don't
hurt you're not smiling enough.

164
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,640
Yes. More, more.
No, that looks nasty.

165
00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,840
That's it.

166
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:50,000
Management should have
regular meetings with the staff
to sound out grievances.

167
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:54,400
Manny, how's it going?

168
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,400
Fine.

169
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,400
Good. Meeting over.

170
00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,600
Look, you've popped out.

171
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,560
What are you doing tomorrow?

172
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:19,720
Nothing planned.

173
00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:19,720
Martina's moving to a flat and needs
some help and we don't have a car.

174
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,320
Oh, no, no, I couldn't.

175
00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:28,960
I'll help. No problem.

176
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:28,960
After that there's some ham
I need to pick up from Folkestone.

177
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:33,480
Lots of ham.

178
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,480
Folkestone?

179
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,120
Sure. I'll take you. Yeah.

180
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,520
(ALL CHEER)

181
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,280
See that bloke with the cappuccino,

182
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,880
I just sold him Ulysees
and A Guide To Ulysees.

183
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,080
Now, can I have a star, please?

184
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:57,360
You... can have...
as many stars... as you like

185
00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:01,000
because I'm not doing this any more.

186
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:08,000
I'm sick of this. If we're not
reordering some book we're steaming
milk for the bambaccinos.

187
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:12,400
They don't respect us
because we've given them everything.

188
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,920
Where did they go?

189
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,200
They went to get some food.

190
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:31,160
We've got coffee.

191
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:31,160
You wanted less people in the shop.

192
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,160
Don't twist my words.

193
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,160
That's what you said.

194
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,880
They can't find reasons to leave.
We can feed them!

195
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:40,880
We'll build a pool and a gym
and an Egyptian-style casino.
No, that's a bit much.

196
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:44,440
If they could eat
they'd buy books all day long.

197
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:50,520
From now on we'll run a restaurant
service. Do Saga Books do that?

198
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,960
We can't run a restaurant.

199
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:58,560
From now on the only stars we'll be
looking at will be Dunlop stars.

200
00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,560
Michelin stars.

201
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,240
Them as well.

202
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,520
CHATTERING AND LAUGHTER

203
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,560
I'm tired, Grandma,
can I have a cold drink?

204
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:35,520
Oh, Fran, what you need
is some hot bean tea, huh?

205
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,360
Sorry I couldn't help with the hams.

206
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,560
But it messes up my hair.

207
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,800
I, er... I think I'll go home,
get to bed.

208
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:50,280
Yes. Rest, Fran. On Saturday you
will take Gregor to the hospital.

209
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:54,040
It's a little out of the way -
Aberdeen.

210
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,320
Oh, no, I can't.

211
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,240
Take a jiffy, two little jiffies.

212
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,840
I can't. Because I'm...

213
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:07,120
I'm speaking at the London School of
Economics and I must have a bath.

214
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,160
Let me explain, Fran.

215
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:18,440
Any one member of the family
is like this bean.

216
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:23,360
But the family is tightly bound
like this sausage.

217
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:30,360
And if one member
does not help the family... Well...

218
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,440
BANG

219
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,760
Saturday. You drive.

220
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,360
CLATTERING

221
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,640
Have you got the lobsters?

222
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,840
Put them in the pot.

223
00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:01,480
What's it gonna be?

224
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,480
Our signature dish - luxury pie.

225
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,680
The food of kings.

226
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,360
Truffles, saffron, caviar.

227
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:12,520
And champagne.

228
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,520
Drizzle it, drizzle it.

229
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,280
BOTH: Mmmm.

230
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,280
Ritz!

231
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,800
OK. Starters done.
Now to the mains.

232
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,040
Bernard, all this food
is attracting those creatures.

233
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,640
He's got an onion. It's unhygienic.

234
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:41,280
All the best kitchen's are dirty.
Slice the garlic.

235
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:45,920
They're huge. We'll soon be able
to saddle them up and ride to town.

236
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:51,200
I'm not convinced
we should open as a restaurant

237
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,200
and if we do

238
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,800
we shouldn't open tonight.

239
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,960
Shut up.
I'm trying to make creme brulee.

240
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:09,200
Do you have to drink so much wine?

241
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:09,200
How are we going to get
candles in empty wine bottles?

242
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,920
Two for you. Get stuck in.

243
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:17,280
Stop talking in English.
I want French in my kitchen.

244
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,680
Il n'y a pas de anything else.

245
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:26,000
Putain!

246
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,200
Mine, I think.

247
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:32,200
I need some advice.

248
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,200
Hang on.

249
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:46,520
Right.

250
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:46,520
That family I found - I met them
and really want to get rid of them.

251
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,800
You got me into it. So, Mr
Information Man, how do I get out?

252
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,520
OK. What about this?

253
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:06,520
Fran.

254
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:06,520
ALL: Fran!

255
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:06,520
How's the car?

256
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,520
Never better.

257
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,520
Oh. Tea.

258
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,280
Oh. My right hand. How awful.

259
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:20,720
I'll make it up to you by singing
the Tishthian national anthem.

260
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,840
I've been practising.

261
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,840
(CLEARS THROAT)

262
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,440
(SINGS IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

263
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,160
It's the Afbekistan national anthem.

264
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:39,200
That verse mocks our country's
nuclear power facilities.

265
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,480
Well, you'll have to disown me now.

266
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:48,480
People with Astras can drink with
their right hand and sing anything.

267
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,800
That's how it's been for centuries.

268
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,120
So, we forgive you.

269
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,960
Let's celebrate with a drive
and an up-slap meal.

270
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,200
Where's the thing?

271
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:06,200
On the thing on top of the thing.

272
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,080
Blancmange is always so fiddly.

273
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:20,280
What's this? Gourmet food
is presented in little towers.

274
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,280
Soup.

275
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,280
Well, get it in a tower. Come on.

276
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,480
Show me your hands.

277
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:30,200
Cooks have burns.

278
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(SCREAMS)

279
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,200
You're a cook.
I'll do it to myself. Later.

280
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,680
Come on, come on.

281
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,200
Come on!

282
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,520
Fran, our food's very late.

283
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,800
Fran, make food come.

284
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,760
Manny, I can't get rid of them.

285
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:52,240
Fran, I want you to be a waitress.

286
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,240
No. I'm sick of doing favours.

287
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,960
I can pay you.

288
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,960
Really?

289
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,960
No.

290
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,960
OK.

291
00:19:55,960 --> 00:20:05,560
Take this out to table 12.

292
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:05,560
There're no plates.

293
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:05,560
Use books with pictures of plates
on. Do I have to explain everything?

294
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,120
Not enough mint.

295
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,720
Manny, do you have a tower of soup?

296
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,920
Where are the turrets?

297
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,120
It's rubbish!

298
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,240
Where're my ingredients?

299
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,240
We've cooked them all!

300
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,440
I don't care!

301
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:33,240
We can still make feasts.
This paint will make a tasty dish.

302
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,560
My oven can cook anything.

303
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,160
My oven can cook... bits of oven.

304
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,800
Yes. Yes.

305
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,680
Yes, oh yes, oh yes.

306
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,880
Good food at reasonable prices
isn't that hard.

307
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,680
Has everyone finished being sick?

308
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,080
↑ MOANING

309
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,840
No. I think Grandma
has some way still to go.

310
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:17,440
I brought you here. You got
food poisoning. It's all my fault.

311
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,720
I can't ask you to forgive me now.

312
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,920
The bonds of third-cousin-hood
can never be broken.

313
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,480
Now, you'll take us home.

314
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,880
Wait a minute.

315
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:46,440
Oh no!
Something terrible has happened.

316
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,920
FLAMES CRACKLE

317
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,240
Someone's set fire to the car.

318
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:10,880
Still, I know that in this moment of
hardship my family will stick by me.

319
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,600
No, not there. They went over there.

320
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,640
We're a bookshop, Manny.

321
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:35,440
What is wrong with that?

322
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,280
Restaurant - what were we thinking?

323
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,080
GRUNTING AND SCUTTLING

324
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,680
The bloody sofa and stupid coffee.

325
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,280
andlt; Ridiculous.
The place is lovely as it is.

326
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,440
Oh, I'm free.

327
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:57,440
Anyway, my friends
have always been my real family.

328
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:02,480
What do you want?

329
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,480
A tenner. I need a taxi to my class.

330
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:07,440
Class? What're you doing?

331
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,440
Persian cats throughout history.

332
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,480
MEWING

333
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,760
I did it! I got the queen.

334
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,920
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